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Funny Napkins - SHUT UP LIVER YOU'RE FINE- Boutique Cocktail Napkins, 5"X5", Pack Of 20 Party Napkins
HUMOROUS- Boutique cocktail napkin with a bold, humorous message SHUT UP LIVER YOU'RE FINE is a unique paper product and conversation starter. PARTIES- Fun napkins for your cocktail party, happy hour, bachelorette party, bachelor party, holiday party, divorce party or birthday bash. SIZE- Package of 20 napkins, 5X5 when folded 10X10 when unfolded and made of 3 ply tissue. STYLES- All 24 of Twisted Wares napkin styles are witty a little bit sassy and always an ice breaker, while some from our naughty collection go just that one step more to the get the adult humor lovers at your party to LOL. EASY CLEAN UP- Pack comes wrapped in cellophane. Disposable for easy clean up and biodegradable for a happy environment. Made in the USA.
Twisted Wares Hand Towel - I'm Afraid IF I GIVE UP Wine, I'll Have to Replace IT with Murder - Funny Bathroom Towel, Terry Cloth with Hang Tight Loop - White Bar Towel
100 Cotton Terry Cloth allows this hand towel to absorb large amounts of water making it handy for use in kitchen, bath or bar. Functional Hang Tight Towel loop keeps towel secure and in place -no more buttons, magnets, velcro or picking up towels from the floor. Laugh out loud message I'M AFRAID IF I GIVE UP WINE, I'LL HAVE TO REPLACE IT WITH MURDER. Hemmed on all four sides and screen printed with water-based inks, so it will last and last. Measures approx. 17x 27 when unfolded, 5.5X13.5 when folded as shown.
Funny Napkins - Balls Deep into Christmas - Christmas Napkins, 5"X5", Pack Of 20 Holiday Napkins
HUMOROUS- Boutique cocktail napkin with a bold, humorous holiday message WHERE MY HOs AT is a unique paper product and conversation starter. PARTIES- Fun napkins for your holiday cocktail party, happy hour, friendsgiving, Christmas celebration, New Year's Eve party or ornament exchange. SIZE- Package of 20 napkins, 5X5 when folded 10X10 when unfolded and made of 3 ply tissue. STYLES- All 24 of Twisted Wares napkin styles are witty a little bit sassy and always an ice breaker, while some from our naughty collection go just that one step more to the get the adult humor lovers at your party to LOL. EASY CLEAN UP- Pack comes wrapped in cellophane. Disposable for easy clean up and biodegradable for a happy environment. Made in the USA.
Twisted Wares Fuck Dish Shit
100 Cotton premium, prewashed, flour sack fabric makes this funny kitchen towel super absorbent, soft, quick drying and lint free. Functional Hang Tight Towel loop keeps tea towel secure and in place -no more buttons, magnets, velcro or picking up towels from the floor. Laugh out loud message FUCK DISH SHIT a Twisted Wares kitchen dish towel is a fun kitchen gift. Dish cloth is hemmed on all four sides and screen printed directly onto the fabric for long lasting durability. Measures approx. 26x 26 when unfolded, 8.7X14 when folded as shown. White towel..
Twisted Wares Pot Holder - Welcome to The Shitshow - Funny Oven Mitt - Large Hot Pad 9" x 9"
HUMOROUS- Laugh out loud potholder, I LIKE BIG BUTTS, is a sassy yet practical necessity for your kitchen. Use for cooking and baking, tailgating, parties, holidays or BBQs.. HIGH QUALITY- Made of 100 cotton canvas with a thick batting interior for superior heat resistance to protect your counter or kitchen table from getting singed. DESIGN- Large Pocket design provides a secure grip to protect hands while maneuvering hot pots, pans, dishes, casserole dishes etc. GREAT GIFT- A gift for family and friends for any occasion including birthday, hostess gift, housewarming, pot lucks, bridal showers, bachelorette parties, Mothers Day, Fathers Day, anniversary and Christmas. SIZE- Large 9X9 size. Machine washable with cold water, and dryer safe on tumble dry low setting.
Does This Towel Smell Like Chloroform?
100 Cotton premium, prewashed, flour sack fabric makes this funny kitchen towel super absorbent, soft, quick drying and lint free. Functional Hang Tight Towel loop keeps tea towel secure and in place -no more buttons, magnets, velcro or picking up towels from the floor. Laugh out loud message DOES THIS TOWEL SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM a Twisted Wares kitchen dish towel is a fun kitchen gift. Dish cloth is hemmed on all four sides and screen printed directly onto the fabric for long lasting durability. Measures approx. 26x 26 when unfolded, 8.7X14 when folded as shown. White towel..
Twisted Wares Flour Sack Dish Towel - Adulting is Bullshit - Funny Tea Towel with Hang Tight Loop - White Dishtowel
HIGH QUALITY- 100 Cotton premium, prewashed, flour sack fabric makes this kitchen towel super absorbent, soft, quick drying and lint free. DESIGN- Functional Hang Tight Towel loop keeps towel secure and in place -no more buttons, magnets, velcro or picking up towels from the floor. HUMOROUS- Laugh out loud, adult humor message ADULTING IS BULLSHIT from the Twisted Wares Naughty collection. LASTING- Hemmed on all four sides and screen printed directly onto the fabric for long lasting durability. SIZE- Measures approx. 26x 26 when unfolded, 8.7X14 when folded as shown.
Twisted Wares Christmas Dish Towel - Where My HOs at - Funny Tea Towel with Hang Tight Loop - Holiday Dish Towel
Twisted Wares Flour Sack Dish Towel - I Rub My Own Meat - Funny Tea Towel with Hang Tight Loop - White Dishtowel
HIGH QUALITY- 100 Cotton premium, prewashed, flour sack fabric makes this kitchen towel super absorbent, soft, quick drying and lint free. DESIGN- Functional Hang Tight Towel loop keeps towel secure and in place -no more buttons, magnets, velcro or picking up towels from the floor. HUMOROUS- Laugh out loud, adult humor message I RUB MY OWN MEAT from the Twisted Wares Naughty collection. LASTING- Hemmed on all four sides and screen printed directly onto the fabric for long lasting durability. SIZE- Measures approx. 26x 26 when unfolded, 8.7X14 when folded as shown.
Twisted Wares There It Goes… My Last Fuck
HIGH QUALITY- 100 Cotton premium, prewashed, flour sack fabric makes this funny kitchen towel super absorbent, soft, quick drying and lint free. SECURE- Functional Hang Tight Towel loop keeps tea towel secure and in place -no more buttons, magnets, velcro or picking up towels from the floor. HUMOROUS- Laugh out loud message THERE IT GOES MY LAST FUCK a Twisted Wares kitchen dish towel is a fun kitchen gift. DESIGN- Dish cloth is hemmed on all four sides and screen printed directly onto the fabric for long lasting durability. SIZE- Measures approx. 26x 26 when unfolded, 8.7X14 when folded as shown. White towel..